“I am an octopus on four wheels. What are my four free arms for? To better love you, of course.”

“I’d rate his work at four stars. Of course, he is a general, so maybe I could pin my rating on his lapel.”

“I make love like a half an hour minus 27 minutes. If you’re as bad in bed as I am in math, that’s roughly four minutes. And I do mean rough.”

“My math is so fuzzy you should pet it. Four minus two isn’t two, because between two and four minus two is an infinite number of numbers.”

“I wouldn’t advise making a four-year commitment to eventually land an $8.00/hour job. Skip college. Read Wikipedia for free instead.”

“We talked for four hours. Well, I talked for four, and she listened for two.
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“Four bricks could be affixed under a skateboard and used as really inefficient wheels. Ha! Let’s see Tony Hawk do tricks on that board. Actually, he probably could.
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