“I am Cloud “Combat” McCloud. Fear my thunder! Love my chicken tenders.”

“I have aspirations of becoming the first man to put on a chicken suit, cross the road, and then explain my motives for doing so. I guess you could say that right now I am an egg, and my dream is an omelet; I see myself in my dream, yet it is greater and more colorful than even I am.”

“Today I ate my manuscript with the very spoon I used to write it with. My book was called “Chicken Noodle Soup for the Stomach.”
I wrote it with alphabet soup, and then edited it with a can of chicken noodle soup.”

“Love is tender, like the pot roast I’m keeping warm in my shoes.”

“If a billowy white cloud exploded, that’d be close to what my love looks like. The only difference is my love has more precipitation.”

“My love for you would blot out the sun like a cloud made out of yogurt. I hope you brought a spoon.”

“I am the Wakeboard of Love, if you catch my drift.”