“I am Fried Quiero Loud Babcock (not bad cock), and I am here for the ranch dressing your father promised my father, 53 years ago. Kindly pour some on my salad and I’ll be on my way.”

Jarod Kintz

Jarod Kintz - “I am Fried Quiero Loud Babcock (not bad...” 1

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