“I am my own tornado. Instead of panicking, I run in circles and scream.”

“I am my own clone. I’m not who I was yesterday, but then again I am.”

“If instead of having ten fingers, I had ten combs for fingers, I'd love to meet Donald Trump, just so I could run my fingers through his hair.”

“If you are who you associate with, then I am my own clone.”

“I am who I pretend to be, and right now I’m pretending to be my own clone.”

“I walk like I have tornadoes for legs. Let us make love like Kansas.”

“I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate.”