“I am not adventurous, though I can manage to look at and enjoy sunsets. However, sunrises scare me.”

“I am the sunrise of sunsets, and I make love like noon at midnight.”

“I make love like an albino sings—softly, and from sunset to sunrise (except in Alaska).”

“There’s nothing I like better than a beautiful sunset. Except maybe a gorgeous sunrise. And a naked woman painted pink and orange floating through the sky.”

“I love the sunrise, but not as much as I love you. Will you pass me my midnight-black blindfold?”

“It was one-way glass, and I was on the inside and she was on the outside. She was looking at me with the confidence of a woman who knows she won’t be scrutinized for scrutinizing me, and I was looking at her like I normally look at myself—though she probably thought I was staring at her breasts. Well, can you blame me? I had a stain on my shirt—and she had great tits.”

“I listen to AM radio in the AM, and AM radio for an AM audience in my PM (though it comes from the other side of the world). It’s all morning all the time for me. Sometimes I even listen to FM in the AM, but never FM and AM in the AM or PM.”