“I am not the No Factory I yessed into existence. I love with an intensity that needs to be felt to be purred.”

“I am a love factory. I make love out of high quality plastics at an affordable price.”

“I have hair on my chest. And it’s purring.”

“I want to mass produce wretchedness. An unsatisfactory factory. Then I want to produce cologne and stench—at different ends of the production line. So it would be an olfactory factory.”

“I didn’t work security at the dodge ball factory, but I was a bouncer.”

“The world needs more laws. I say this only because I believe the world needs more lawyers. If everybody was a lawyer, there’d be no unemployment, because the economy would be like a great lawsuit factory. Farmers in this utopia wouldn’t raise crops, they’d raise suspicion.”

“I am Orafoura and he is me. And he is not me. And I am not me. Or him. And I am in love and not in love, and all at once—and twice.”