“I am the archaeologist of love. I’m digging for the bones of a loved one I shot and buried decades ago.”
“A brick could be hidden in the dirt, for future archaeologists to dig up and declare, “Wow! This was one advanced society.” ”
“I’m a miner, and I’m always dirty, because I’m constantly digging. Am I shoveling for gold? Hardly. I’m unearthing this hearty land searching for the next great American novel. If I dig deep enough, I’m sure to find it.”
“I am the orangutan of love. OK, who am I kidding? I’m merely the love monkey.”
“I’m the Director of Redundancy. I’m also the Director. I make love like I make love, and that is why I am the Director of Redundancy.”
“I love him to my bones, but suddenly I’m wondering what I might have been without him.”