“I am the Love Camel of Llama Land. Come, hop on my hump and let me lead you to water.”

“Love lets us ride on its back as if it were a camel. But you’ve got to water it, or it won’t grow into a healthy rose bush.”

“I am the chef of love. Let me utilize your oven.”

“She had a picture of a llama, so under it I wrote, “I didn’t know you knew my brother.”

“Like the Grand Canyon, I care deeply. Hop on a donkey and you’ll see how deeply I love you!”

“Lead is to lead as follow is to follow. And lead is to lead as a type of metal is to a type of metal. Which brings me to my point: To love is to lead with your heart, while allowing your ego to sink like lead.
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“I like watching water drops drip off my eyelashes. Reminds me that I’m not the Desert of Love.”