“I am the sunrise of sunsets, and I make love like noon at midnight.”

“I make love like an albino sings—softly, and from sunset to sunrise (except in Alaska).”

“I am not adventurous, though I can manage to look at and enjoy sunsets. However, sunrises scare me.”

“I love the sunrise, but not as much as I love you. Will you pass me my midnight-black blindfold?”

“There’s nothing I like better than a beautiful sunset. Except maybe a gorgeous sunrise. And a naked woman painted pink and orange floating through the sky.”

“I’m the Director of Redundancy. I’m also the Director. I make love like I make love, and that is why I am the Director of Redundancy.”

“We made love like Tuesday at noon, even though it was Thursday at 3:00, and then again at 3:03. (I have the stamina of a water lily).”