“I am the time machine of love. Quick, pull my big lever!”
“I am the love machine of desire. I’m easy to operate. Just pull on my lever.”
“Very quickly I begin to understand the selfishness of my love, the inappropriateness of my relationships, when I realise that every time I fuck it feels as if I am wrestling with demons.”
“You can push my buttons all you want. Just don't pull any of my levers.”
“The best part of my life is gone, and what remains is whizzing past so quickly I feel like I'm Krazy-Glue'ed onto a mechanical bull of a time machine.”
“I am the washing machine of love. And if you have no idea what I mean, maybe it’s time to let some laundry into your life.”