“I asked for her hand in marriage, but instead got the whole body. Love is full of surprises!”

“When she smiles niggers ask her for her hand in marriage; when I smile folks check their wallets.”

“What has that little tramp got that we haven’t?” asked the brunette archly. “We’ve got a whole lot more.” The red head ran her hands suggestively down her womanly curves. “And there are three of us,”

“She's belonged to me her whole life, but I only got my hands on her five months ago.”

“Sarah." Alex spoke again, directly to her. "I'm asking for your hand in marriage."She was speechless.”

“I do miss being pregnant. I find sometimes that I'm surprised by the difference between her body and my own -- that when I reach for her hand, I can't feel my touch with her fingers. This often happens when I walk with her in the sling, which must be as close as we can get to the womb. I'll touch her little leg or head and be surprised by the feeling of otherness. Her body is her own now.”