“I asked if I could draw on her face, because not only was her head globe-shaped, but her nose was shaped like Italy. My love knows no boundaries.”

“Good thing my mother-in-law isn’t pizza shaped, because then I’d have to cut her up into eight slices and serve her to her family. As it is, I only need to cut her up into four pieces, and serve her to the pigs.”

“The shape of her smile is curved like a lie, like a boomerang she knows she has to catch quickly when it comes back to her.”

“Eyes are shaped like leaves, mouths are shaped like leaves, and goodbyes are shaped like leaves. But my love, that is shaped like a tree.”

“I asked her if she’d give me all her love, and she flatly said no. I got excited because while she said she wouldn’t give me all her love, she said nothing about not wanting to give me some of her love.”

“My love for you is shaped like a left foot. And if you pulled my love out of your ass you’d know that.”

“I object to that object that’s made of bronze and shaped like my clone. It should be made of gold, and shaped like me.”