“I believe that guns offer the most bang for the buck.”

“I've decided to donate my arsenal of machine guns to a hunting charity. That should help raze a million bucks.”

“Tickets are 40 bucks at the window, and 190 bucks if you actually go through the window to get them.”

“I didn’t fire my gun. I gave it a promotion.”

“I blew the love trumpet until my cheeks were blue. Then I paid 34 bucks for a taxicab ride home so I could admire my receding hairline in the mirror.”

“50 bucks sounds fair to me. Especially since I’m not doing anything to earn it.”

“Is there a gun that shoots rain? Oh yeah, water guns. How technologically advanced we are!”