“I bought a big brown stuffed animal. You know, for dinner.”
“Mean everything in the world to you after you bought it. Simple exchange of values. You give them money. They give you a stuffed dog...all right. Have it your own way. Road to hell paved with unbought stuffed dogs.”
“You're serious?""As a heart attack."I set my bag down and leaned on the counter. Okay, Hunter Zaccadelli, you could make me dinner. "Stuffed French toast, sweet potato hash and strawberries and cream.""Breakfast for dinner? You rebel, you.”
“Why am I always attracting women who still slept with stuffed animals?”
“The road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed animals”
“Imagine Ikea if Ikea sold only stuffed animals.”