“I bought you a box of karate chops, but it could be dangerous to open it with a knife. And cats are masters at getting into boxes, so here, try opening it with my portable meow maker.
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Jarod Kintz

Jarod Kintz - “I bought you a box of karate chops, but...” 1

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