“I broke down when we broke up, but I didn’t break in to her house just to break out of my routine.”

“I just broke up with my girlfriend. My wife will be pleased. But first she’ll be displeased, because she didn’t know I had a girlfriend.”

“What I want more than a car that goes from Point A to Point B, is a car that stops. I make it a point to break for love. My horn is broke—and so am I, but I get paid Friday.”

“I met my girlfriend at a bar. But I broke up with her because she was already there, hitting on another guy.”

“I’m rich in poverty. I got no money coming out of my ass. I’m up to my neck in broke.”

“I wasn’t very far away from figuring out the secret to love, no more than two miles or so, when my camel broke down and I got shot at by a pack of cigarettes.”

“The only thing I have left to remember her by is the scent of her perfume. I just broke into her car and stole the bottle.”