“I can read lips. Especially if they have words tattooed on them.”

“I want to get the words "Courage" and "Bravery" tattooed across my back, so people could associate me with those things as they read them while they chase me.”

“Working in the hotel business I have learned a lot about people. It’s amazing what you can discover about someone by watching them when they don’t know you are watching, especially if they are asleep.”

“If you can listen to or read anything, but misspelled words offend you, raise your hadn.”

“I have a photographic memory. Especially for nudes.”

“Good art is like a sexy pair of lips—it has the potential to say so much, but prefers to have you do all the talking about it. Also, good art is fun to kiss and make out with (especially statues and portraits).”

“I like to pet trees—especially if they have furry leaves.”