“I can scratch “scratch myself” off my list of things to do.”

“When I’m typing at my keyboard, I often feel like Mozart. Can somebody scratch my Bach?
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“My fingernail itches. I need to scratch it with my skin.”

“Yesterday I complained of chest pains. My cat scratched my nipples.”

“I stitched an itch to my side. As far as surgeries go, I’m just barely scratching the surface.”

“I enjoy scratching itches on my body with my beard stubble. The worst though is when my lower back itches.”

“Number one on my list of things to do before I die is become immortal. Obviously there is no number two on my list.”