“I can scratch “scratch myself” off my list of things to do.”
“Tis but a scratch!""A scratch? Your arm's off!""No it isn't.""Then what's that?""Oh come on, pansy!”
“It’s only a scratch, don’t cut my arm off!”
“Do you know the best thing about broken hearts? They can only really break once the rest is just scratches.”
“When I’m typing at my keyboard, I often feel like Mozart. Can somebody scratch my Bach? ”
“My fingernail itches. I need to scratch it with my skin.”