“I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each other’s hands, and how thick their sanitation gloves are.”

“I’m such a germaphobe that I think sanitation gloves should be thicker than boxing gloves.”

“I always wear gloves, so at any moment I could commit a crime and not be worried about fingerprints. Plus, it saves on buying hand sanitizer.”

“How can two people love each other, create children together, cohabitiate, build a life together, and then end up hating each other in the end.”

“People come and go, in and out of each other’s lives like it’s nothing. So I don’t know how/why this should be a big deal.”

“I wonder which one of us is more despicable.Is it the person relentlessly chasing after love or the person desperately holding it captive? We wrapped each other in vines of thorns so that we could watch each other’s heart bleed to the last drop, only there can be no end for creatures of eternal darkness. How much longer must you watch me bleed?”