“I can’t do my job, if you don’t do yours. I also can’t do my job, so can you do mine too?”

“On any job application I ever do, if they want my references, I always list the Bible.”

“I want to start a company called “We Do.” My tagline will be: We at We Do do what we do so you don’t have to.”

“Gold. You don’t mind if I just mined some, do you?”

“I can’t work well when I am under stress. It reduces me to normalcy. Stress is my kryptonite. And I usually don’t change in phone booths, though I do take long distance showers there.”

“Do I look like someone you know? Well you don’t know me, so why don’t you go bother my clone? And if you do see my clone, tell him I should have made an omelet out of him when I had the chance.”

“Meatloaf is meatloaf is not a true statement. You can have gravy on top, ketchup on top, and don’t forget you can also have love on top--however, you must understand that I would do anything, but I won’t do that.”