“I caught a fish with a deep voice. It was a bass.”

“Mr. Bass, would you say you fish a lot? Or do you prefer strumming stringed instruments?”

“When a writer has deep thoughts, I expect him to also have a deep voice. And if he doesn’t, he should remain silent and let his writer’s voice do all the speaking for him.”

“I fish better than any fish alive.”

“Music has the power to shake society, especially if the bass is turned way up.”

“I fish for rain, but I only ever seem to catch snow.”

“I like farm salmon. I like the idea of fish growing on trees.”