“I collect orgasms. Unfortunately, lately I’ve been selling more than I’ve been buying.”
“The earliest I’ve ever been late is on time.”
“I haven’t been feeling like myself lately. No, I’ve been feeling like my clone.”
“And when I asked you how you’d been, I meant I missed you more than I’ve ever missed anything before.”
“I’ve been waiting to have you since I knew you existed. But I’ve been waiting for someone like you for ”
“I’ve been meaning to go shopping for boxing gloves, but I’ve been putting it off. I just need to knock it out and be done with it.”