“I could be the man of your dreams. I could also be the alarm clock, stealing you away from the man of your dreams.”

“It’s just a dream, I told myself. I hate when I dream of alarm clocks going off.”

“If you just give me a chance, I could be the man you’ve never dreamed of and never wanted.”

“I am the man of your dreams. Go back to sleep.”

“Question for your life: If the man of your dreams existed in two dimensions only, would you try to print duplicates of him?”

“I dreamt it in my dream. You tried to steal my dream—the whole thing. But even though it was a dream, it was still too heavy for you to lift.”

“I have aspirations of becoming the first man to put on a chicken suit, cross the road, and then explain my motives for doing so. I guess you could say that right now I am an egg, and my dream is an omelet; I see myself in my dream, yet it is greater and more colorful than even I am.”