“I dance so fluid that I often drink the floor.”

“She had a forehead like a dance floor. You should have seen the way the sun danced on her face in the middle of the night. I never actually saw it because I was always asleep in the middle of the night, but I’ll bet it looked unbelievable.”

“It’s not uncommon for me to be early to meetings by as much as a half a gallon. I guess the reason I am so punctual is because I have a very fluid concept of time.”

“I laughed so hard I nearly spit out my hot tea. The strange part was the fact that I was drinking coffee at that moment.”

“I put my heart in a paper cup, so she’d be more likely to drink it up.”

“I drink sleep, but not like I drink coffee. I chug one and sip the other.”

“I dance like I have a chip on my shoulder. I dance salsa.”