“I did a face plant. Ivy was her name.”

“I knew a woman named Hope once, and boy did she fill me with her first name.”

“The moment I heard her name I fell in love. Of course I fell in love with the wrong name, so I made her legally change her name to match that of my love interest.”

“I met her at the beach. Her name was Shelly.”

“The first two letters of her name were M and E and I thought, Yes! Finally, a name I can relate to.”

“Her name is Faith, or that’s what I believe it to be.”

“I wonder if Seal got his name because it looks like his face was mauled by a Great White shark?”