“I didn’t get sucker punched. It was more of a lollipop.”

“Mr. Lollipop, do I look like a sucker to you?”

“There may be a sucker born every minute, but every 30 seconds a lollipop pops out.”

“When I didn’t know him I punched him in the face. The best part about him is his nose.”

“I didn’t hear what was said, but I laughed, because I was too embarrassed to embarrass him by breaking up his punch line and laughter by asking him to repeat it.”

“I punched him 14 times in the face, and he didn’t even try to hit me back. He wasn’t a pacifist, but he was already as dead as a slab of meat.”

“I didn’t get your letter. I did receive it, but I didn’t understand it.”