“I didn’t go to the water park because it was raining, and I didn’t want to get wet.”

“I didn’t want to go, but that doesn’t mean I didn’t want to be invited.”

“I’ll never go hungry, because I’m a pet owner and a meat eater. I used to own broccoli, but taking it for a walk in the park didn’t work out so well. 
”

“I told you I didn’t want to go. Of course, I really did want to go, but I just said I didn’t want to go so you’d beg me to go and I could feel needed. I’m needy like that.”

“I didn’t get your letter. I did receive it, but I didn’t understand it.”

“I didn’t list listening as one of my skills, probably because I didn’t hear what the interviewer asked.”

“I met a man named Birthday. I didn’t tell him when I was born, because I thought that that one day in my life, a day I don’t even remember, might define his own identity, and I didn’t want to make him cry.”