“I didn’t have time to bury the money. All my precious time was taken up burying the body. I should have left the body and hid the cash. Damn! Now I’ve got no body, but no money, and nobody to blame but myself.”

“Love is when you love someone’s spirit as much as their body, even if their spirit has departed and their body is buried wherever you hid it.”

“Bury the truth, along with the bodies of the disbelievers.”

“I hid a flower in a garden. I also hid a body there.”

“Employment: I’ll trade my time and labor for your money. So time is not money, because money is time plus labor. I spend my time saving money, I spend my money saving time, and I labor hard to not labor hard.”

“I don’t have any upper body strength, but that matches up perfectly with my lack of lower body strength.”

“I had an out-of-body experience so strange that it felt normal. You see, my soul, or essence, had left my body and went and inhabited the body of my clone. So I wasn’t in my body, and yet I was. Or maybe none of that happened, and I was just in a delirious, sleep-deprived state.”