“I didn’t work security at the dodge ball factory, but I was a bouncer.”

“The number I had for her didn’t work. But in this depression, could you blame it?”

“I want to mass produce wretchedness. An unsatisfactory factory. Then I want to produce cologne and stench—at different ends of the production line. So it would be an olfactory factory.”

“Factor in the fact that factories should only hire people they make themselves, I believe, and you can see why I want to be self-employed and own a factory. This would mean I’d have thousands of clones of myself working for me. Think about it. I’ll increase my income thousands of times over, but I’ll only be paying tax for one person. 
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“I am not the No Factory I yessed into existence. I love with an intensity that needs to be felt to be purred.”

“Before I sold used cars, I sold used horses. Mostly to glue factories.”

“Give me a bouncy ball. I’ve got some ideas I want to throw at you. Put on your squeaky shoes—we’ve got work to do!”