“I don’t call watches watches, I call them grasps, because one, they grasp onto your wrist, and two, time isn’t something you can watch; it’s a concept you have to grasp.”

“Working in the hotel business I have learned a lot about people. It’s amazing what you can discover about someone by watching them when they don’t know you are watching, especially if they are asleep.”

“I watch basketball like I watch baseball: I don’t. I’d much rather watch grass grow. Actually, golf isn’t that bad.”

“I’ll write the time on my wrist, and I’ll cover it up by wearing a watch.”

“A watch, it’s a sign of the times.”

“Life, it’s made up of two things—time and love. A watch tells one, but what tells the other? We tell each other.”

“I have a stalker, a beautiful one: the sunset. Every day she’s there, watching me, whether I watch her or not.”