“I don’t care about being cool. I just want to be loved by half the world (100% of the female population).”
“Except I do care about being pretty. Der. I don't think there's a single person in the world who doesn't care about being pretty. Any female, at any rate.”
“She’s a female of worth. Hell, the brothers and I are half in love with her and not just because she’s our queen. Not that we’re, you know, inappropriate about it or anything.”
“I don’t care too much about talking, but I don’t like being alone.”
“There is nothing I would not do for those who I care about. I have no notion of loving people by halves, it is not my nature. I only know 100%.”
“Some think of Islam as an expedient jobs program that moves the female half of the population out of the way.”