“I don’t like chili, unless I’m wearing a jacket.”
“Unless I’m at a wedding, I don’t like veiled threats.”
“My cup is empty. I don’t think I’m wearing it in the right spot.”
“Writing is hard, but I don’t want to kill myself trying to write. Not unless I’m writing a suicide note.”
“If someone asks me where I bought something I’m wearing, I will usually say I don’t remember.”
“I’m an animal activist. Many people say that I’m a hypocrite, because I eat burgers and stuff like that but I won’t wear fur. But I’m not a hypocrite. I just only wear fake fur. ”