“I don't like musty smells. I much prefer less definitive fragrances, like the scent of maybe.”

“The scent of your asshole smells like childhood memories. I mean it would, if I grew up in New Jersey.”

“My nostrils smell, but not to you. Oh, they have no odor, unless you count the scent of nostalgia, which is what they always smell like.”

“I hate the smell of success, because most of the time it smells like sweat. Maybe that’s why I’m poor, because every pore on my body is dry.”

“I can smell a trap. It smells like my ass.”

“I don’t like boxing. I prefer bagging.”

“Sometimes I still get the urge to stuff asparagus up my nostrils, even though I don't like the way it makes my pee smell.”