“I don’t like tit for tat. I like tit for tit. Bring on the boobies!”
“I'm not really crazy about all this tit-for-tat stuff. I'm always asked to be the one to first give up the tit.”
“Supernatural healing was a handy trick for an absentminded vampire, although it would make my enemies harder to kill. Tit for tat, I guess.”
“Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you’re keeping score, you’ll lose at your own game.”
“I needed his attitude like I needed an extra pair of tits on my ass.”
“Parties somehow represent the rationing of fun, and that very concept depresses me. You're allowed to act like a tit at parties; therefore by implication, you're not allowed to act like a tit the rest of the time”