“I don’t need your sympathy, unless it comes in the form of a check or cash. I also accept money orders.”

“Love is all around. I don’t need your leftovers, ma’am. Not unless you’re offering meatloaf.”

“All I need is your love. And money.”

“I retired at the age of 25, and it wasn’t until a few days later that I realized that in order to retire you need a stash of cash, and if I wanted to live to the age of 26, I’d better reenter the workforce. Or, rather, enter it for the first time.”

“Most people don’t know where money comes from. Even most of our elected officials don’t know. If you were to ask a politician where money comes from, s/he would probably reply, “I don’t know, from other people’s pockets?”

“If I found money, I’d turn it in—for the reward. Unless the reward money was less than the value of the money I found, and obviously it would be, in which case I’d keep the money.”

“I don’t dress like I have any money. And I don’t have any money, which helps enable me to dress like that.”