“I don’t sleep naked, because that’s not proper beach etiquette.”
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“I don’t sleep on the left side of the bed, or the right side, because there is a third option: to not sleep. After all, sleep is like death. Ah, but that’s life, no?”
“My time at the pool went swimmingly. Better than a nude beach, because I was the only one who was naked.”
“It doesn’t matter if I don’t have a suit, you should still invite me swimming. That’s the naked truth.”
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