“I don’t think he’s dumber than a politician. But only because it’s not possible to be dumber than a politician.”
“You must be dumber than you think I think you are.”
“Good God, the man is dumber than Tink's dildo...”
“I sense a learning: that much dumber people than you end up in charge.”
“The only thing more dangerous than a politician who thinks about re-election, is a politician who doesn't think about re-election.”
“You go to school everyday. Folks who think they've learned everything they need to know are usually dumber than chickens.”