“I don’t think he’s dumber than a politician. But only because it’s not possible to be dumber than a politician.”

“I’m so smart that I make everyone around me smarter. I do this by being dumber than everybody.
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“It’s not true I think all politicians are morons. Morons are far too intelligent to be politicians.”

“It is possible to be a retard and a politician. In fact, it’s almost a prerequisite.”

“America’s problem, in a word, is politicians. In two words, it’s politicians and lobbyists. In three words, it’s politicians, lobbyists, and lawyers. And finally, in four words, it’s politicians, lobbyists, lawyers, and bankers.”

“Whether you’re a Democrat or a Republican, I think everybody can agree that politicians are crooks. But I don’t think politicians are thieves, because you can’t steal what you’ve been given. Once we stop giving in, they’ll stop taking.
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“I used to think that Satan and all the fallen angels were the most evil beings in the universe. Now I think it’s absurd and naïve to think that. Oh, Satan exists, but he’s a puppy dog compared to politicians and lobbyists.”