“I don’t want a home, but I do want to buy a lot that I like a lot.”

“I want to go to the Olympics. But I don’t want to train, so who’s going to buy me a ticket? I also don’t want to ride on a train, so airfare should be included.”

“I don’t want to do anything I have to do, even if I want to do it. Compulsion takes the fun out of it.”

“Give people a little, and they’ll want a lot. Give them a lot, and they’ll only want a little.”

“I want to make enough money to buy an island. Something modest, like Australia.”

“I don’t want to bring it up, but you do live on the top floor and the elevator’s broken. So that’s why I don’t want to bring it up.”

“With my wedding photography business, I want repeat customers. So hooray for divorce! That’s why I take lots of pictures—of cheating spouses.”