“I don’t want to do anything I have to do, even if I want to do it. Compulsion takes the fun out of it.”

“I don’t want a home, but I do want to buy a lot that I like a lot.”

“I want to start a company called “We Do.” My tagline will be: We at We Do do what we do so you don’t have to.”

“I don’t want to bring it up, but you do live on the top floor and the elevator’s broken. So that’s why I don’t want to bring it up.”

“I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle.”

“I’m willing to die for the woman I love. I just want to take 75 years to do it.”

“Writer’s want to write something that’ll live forever. I don’t. What do I care if my writing lives forever if I won’t? I just want to be recognized while I’m still alive. 
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