“I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle.”

“I’m probably the last person on earth who will tell you I want to be the last person on earth.”

“I want my last 50 years on this earth to be amazing. Of course, I still want to have 150 years before those last 50 years begin.”

“I don’t get the phrase, “Cut to the chase.” When I’m exasperated with all the verbal running around and skirting the issue, the last thing I want is more chasing. Let’s cut to the caught.”

“I make love like a leprechaun, and I cuddle like a rainbow—after a shower.”

“I've often wondered what makes a relationship last. I guess the best answer is it's the one right after the next to the last one.”

“As much as I want to make love to you, I’d rather make love to your clone.”