“I enjoy scratching itches on my body with my beard stubble. The worst though is when my lower back itches.”

“My fingernail itches. I need to scratch it with my skin.”

“I named my car Itch, not because it’s all scratched up, though it is, but because it got under my skin without tickling my fancy.”

“I stitched an itch to my side. As far as surgeries go, I’m just barely scratching the surface.”

“I’ve just begun to scratch the surface of my talent, and boy does my talent itch. It’s like a red mosquito bite the size of Mars.”

“I’d eat a mosquito to satisfy my hunger for an itch.”

“Men are the fleas in the gray beard of God, and I’m just itching to meet Him.”