“I enjoy the small things in life. Like my penis.”
“Live life fully in the present & enjoy the small things in life that give you joy, for the seemingly small & insignificant moments add up to a greater whole.”
“My penis isn’t big. It just appeared that way because the midget’s hands were so small.”
“If my penis were a writer/director, it would be Woody Allen - small, neurotic, and, frankly, hit or miss.”
“I threw out my sausage, and replaced it with a healthier penis metaphor, like a cucumber.”
“I could enjoy the simple life with a small living quarters, a scratched album of Johnny Cash and a Box of Twinkies”