“I feel like having another thigh and calf would give me a leg up on my competition.”

“A brick could be used for a calf muscle implant for a bodybuilder who wants a competitive edge.
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“After a good run, my legs feel like Jell-O. Somebody get me a spoon and stick a fork in me.”

“If you supplied me a tissue, I wouldn’t need it because I wouldn’t feel like crying. But if you withhold it, you’ll make me sad and you’ll make me cry, thus causing me to need the very thing you won’t give me. So if you give it to me, I won’t need it, and if you don’t give it to me, your actions end up causing me to need it.”

“I’d like to let another person reveal my personality, and I’d like this person to be my clone. My clone would see me from the inside, as well as the outside.”

“Chairs have legs. Four of them, like my father. Meow.”

“My 30th birthday will be arriving in a few months. It’s not arriving unexpectedly, I just wish it would have given me more of an advance notice, say another 30 years.”