“I feel like my old self. Especially since I feel like I’m developing dementia.”

“I’m in great shape. I’m 30 years old, and I feel like I’m 29.”

“I like to feel like just one of the guys. Especially when I hang out with the girls.”

“I feel like I could be the best, but I’m not going to openly admit that. At least not to any of my clones.”

“I don’t beat around the bush. Especially since I like my women clean shaven.”

“I like color commentators. Especially red, white, and blue color commentators. As an American I sometimes feel so patriotic I feel British.”

“When I’m typing at my keyboard, I often feel like Mozart. Can somebody scratch my Bach?
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