“I fill my life with speech, but not with people who are truly listening.”

“I may give up on life one day, but that doesn’t mean my clones will just roll over and die. There are just too many people who need my help, people willing to pay for my services.”

“I am who I’ve been pretending to be my whole life.”

“I’ve lost many things, and many people, but thankfully I haven’t lost my life, or any of my clones.”

“People should be heard, and music should be listened to.”

“My ex girlfriend, she gave great log cabin. But she couldn’t write a speech like Lincoln. So I grew a beard and broke up with her.”

“Sure, I’ll take your pamphlet. I need to fill up my trashcan anyway.”