“I fish better than any fish alive.”

“I waste more time trying to save time than I would if I were merely inefficient. One woman told me I make love like a fish in the desert, and I believed her, because she looked like a dry fish fucker to me.”

“I caught a fish with a deep voice. It was a bass.”

“I’m not going to catch any fish in the forest using a steak knife as bait. Still, I’ve got to try.”

“They settled out of court. In related news, two fish fought over an aquarium, rather than in the aquarium.”

“Writers fish for the right words like fishermen fish for, um, whatever those aquatic creatures with fins and gills are called. 
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“I fish for rain, but I only ever seem to catch snow.”