“I fish for rain, but I only ever seem to catch snow.”

“If I ever see an alien fishing in Scotland, and witness it catching the Loch Ness Monster, I’d probably assume the world would want me to write a poem about the event, rather than take pictures of it.”

“I’m not going to catch any fish in the forest using a steak knife as bait. Still, I’ve got to try.”

“With the interconnectedness of it all, the world is more fluid than ever. I blame it on the rain. Milli Vanilli was ahead of their time.”

“I fish better than any fish alive.”

“It may seem like good is always reacting in response to evil, and evil always makes the first move, but if the universe is essentially good, and I believe it is, then evil can only ever be reactionary.”

“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)”