“I got your love out of the umbrella cabinet. I hope you weren’t saving it for a rainy day.”

“I love ebooks. I love the idea of storing books in “The Cloud”, because honestly, reading and rainy days go together like peanut butter and umbrellas.”

“I’ve decided I like making love on rainy days. Ever since she asked me to wear a raincoat.”

“I would rather save a few seconds than a few cents. I hope you don’t mind, but I’m saving them in your sofa cushions.”

“You can talk about love all day, but until you feel it, you might as well be an albino under an umbrella.”

“Love is like a cloudless blue sky. That’s why I always carry an open umbrella.”

“My love for you would blot out the sun like a cloud made out of yogurt. I hope you brought a spoon.”