“I hate the smell of success, because most of the time it smells like sweat. Maybe that’s why I’m poor, because every pore on my body is dry.”

“I love the smell of cleanliness. That’s what the inside of my nostrils smell like, naturally.”

“I can smell a trap. It smells like my ass.”

“Sometimes I feel I’m just doing a poor impression of a person. Maybe I feel this way because I have no money.”

“I’m the most expensive person in my life. Every day I pay for the poor decisions of my past.”

“I am a juxtaposition. And at the same time, I’m not. I’m always like this because I’m not always like this because I’m always in love.”

“My facial features smell as rugged as a rose looks. Isn’t my nose the most romantically smelling thing?”