“I hate when people say primitive people didn’t even have running water. What do they call rivers?”
“Everything is going to be fine.”I hate it when people say that, people who have absolutely no idea of what’s coming next. They turn you into an idiot for even asking.”
“When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911. ”
“I hate when people say "quote" when what they really mean is "quotation." How's that for a quote?”
“What do people mean when they say, 'I am not afraid of God because I know He is good'? Have they never even been to a dentist?”
“On Startups: "I hate it when people call themselves "entrepreneurs" when what they're really trying to do is launch a startup and then sell or go public, so they can cash in and move on.”